By Reede Fox – ex-nightshow menace & professional remote-hogger
If your December plans involve “being good” and getting early nights…Yeah, that’s cute.
Because Sexstation TV is rocking up on Freeview Channel 673, every selected night from 10pm to midnight, and the line-up is absolutely not designed for sensible bedtimes. We’re talking solos, double acts, pre-Christmas chaos and a Boxing Day special that’ll have you mysteriously “too tired” to help with any more family stuff.
Here’s your Sexstation TV December schedule on Freeview 673 (10pm–12am)…
Channel 673, 10pm – don’t pretend you’re not curious.
Week 2: Mid-Month Mayhem – 11th, 12th, 13th December
11th December – Karlie Simon
The 11th belongs to Karlie Simon, and she is pure channel-stopper material. You can expect classic nightshow teasing with proper “babeshow veteran” confidence and enough eye contact through the camera to make you sit up a bit straighter on the sofa. If you’re flicking through at 10pm and land on Karlie, you’re not flicking anywhere else.
12th December – Dolly DD & Roxi Keogh
On 12th December, we’re going all-in with Dolly DD and Roxi Keogh. This one’s for the big boob worshippers and loud personality lovers, A proper “how is this Freeview?” kind of show
Channel 673, 10pm–midnight. You’ve been warned.
13th December – Tasmin R & Vicki P
Closing out week two: Tasmin R and Vicki P on the 13th. Think classic high-glam Sexstation energy – A solid pre-Christmas “I’ll just stay in tonight” excuse. Once this week is done, you’re officially locked into Sexstation for the rest of December.
Week 3: Pre-Christmas Chaos – 18th, 19th, 20th December
18th December – Valentina Boux & Katt Noir
On the 18th, things get darker and dirtier with Valentina Boux and Katt Noir. You’re in for: Sultry, alt, slightly gothic energy, Lingerie, lipstick and looks that say “you’re not sleeping any time soon”. A show that feels more like a private dungeon feed than regular telly. If your idea of festive fun involves more fishnets than fairy lights, this is your night.
19th December – Irish Essie & Cherry Tart
On 19th December, it’s Irish Essie and Cherry Tart taking over.
Expect big smiles, big banter and big “we know exactly what we’re doing to you” vibes, Naughty, playful chemistry between the girls and the perfect background to a couple of drinks and zero self-control. This is basically the filthiest office Christmas party you’ve never been invited to.
20th December – Epiphany Jones & Harley Quinn
On the 20th, we’ve got Epiphany Jones and Harley Quinn.
In other words – Main-event energy on both sides of the studio, A slightly unhinged, “what are they going to do next?” feel and one last massive blowout before the compulsory family time kicks in. If you’re going to stay up stupid-late before Christmas, make it this one.
Boxing Day & Beyond – 26th & 27th December
You’ve survived Christmas dinner. You’ve heard the same story from your uncle three times. You deserve this.
26th December – Beth Bennett
On Boxing Day, Sexstation TV serves you Beth Bennett. The Queen herself, rocking up on Freeview 673, 10pm-midnight when everyone’s full of leftovers and fake politeness. Expect big, confident, “I know I’m the main event” energy, Proper slow-burn tease that makes two hours vanish and A very real risk of “sorry, can’t help with the washing up, I’m… busy”
27th December – Eva May & Elizabeth Romonava
And finally, on 27th December, we’ve got Eva May back – this time joined by Elizabeth Romonava.
End-of-year mood: Double-act chemistry that drags you out of your post-Christmas slump with lots of visual contrast, lots of body language and lots of “we’re not done with you yet” – The perfect soft landing between Christmas chaos and New Year madness.
Register now. Set your reminders. Hide the remote. Pretend you’re “just seeing what’s on”. It’s December. Sexstation TV is on Freeview. Being good can wait until January.
